Thursday, February 14, 2013

Random Writing #4 - Happy Valentine's Day

I slunk lower in my Muskoka chair as the sun's murky edge touched down on the tree tops across the lake. The beer in my hand was cold. Down on the beach they were starting to get the fire going. The party behind us in the cottage was getting louder. "We could get used to this."

"We?" with a touch of incredulity.

"...I..." Grimace. I avoided looking at her. I'd played my hand too soon, let her see my cards: dog, house, car, kids and queen. Straight flush. There was a long pause as I continued to stare at the red globe shrivelling and bleeding behind the jagged peaks.

A creak beside me and the flash of movement. Her red hair fell into frame, set ablaze by the backlight, dangling there in the breeze. Her sideways head made her green eyes cross my line of sight. A half smile or maybe a grimace flashed in the crook of her lips. Her head moved excruciatingly slowly toward my own. My pucker faded as her lips met my cheek in a faint whisper of affection. Her hand laid on my shoulder and trailed away as she disappeared from view.

Sinking even lower in my chair, I flipped the cards over in my mind again. I was not surprised to see they had changed. Now I held only the suicide king.

 

Friday, February 1, 2013

Review: Gangster Squad

"Gangster Squad" is probably the worst named movie of the year. Despite that, it's not a bad flick. Josh Brolin does a good job as the grizzled veteran, Emma Stone is... Emma FN Stone, and Ryan Gosling is the hunk (seriously, if I was a woman [or a gay man], I'd be stalking him. Remember Breaker High? Young Hercules? That dweeb is this hunk. What the hell?). Then there are some other people, mostly for the purpose of making a "squad." Plot wise, it's a lot like "The Dirty Dozen" and similar to that classic, it could use a little more backstory. And it has a few holes (how would she know to look at Sarge's house?). And it pulls some inexplicable "Max Payne" stuff near the end. The scenery is the thing, with authentic looking sets, props and costumes. Laughable moment: double fisting Tommy guns. 2.6/5.