Random Thought #9

The good thing about a bad haircut is that it will grow on you.

Random Thought #8

"Academy of Country Music" sounds like an oxymoron. Or possibly just moronic.

Produce This

'A Less Prententious Excuse For Getting a Woman in a Bikini' is what I'm going to call it. By it I mean the TV show I'm going to produce. It's inspired by 'Survivor.' Cause really, that's all the show is - a pretentious excuse to get women in bikinis.

Untruth in Advertising - "Snuggies"

"It's a blanket with sleeves!" Actually, it's a bathrobe or housecoat on backwards.

Untruth in Advertising - Generics

"Contains no artifical colouring." You can create natural red colouring by letting iron sit in the open air. It's called rust. But methinks the iron content of iron is probably a little on the unhealthy side of natural colouring. It's called iron poisoning. Maybe yellow #5 isn't so bad for you.